How to break into Fort Knox

Screen Shot 2019-05-24 at 9.32.13 PM.png

Fort Knox, the U.S. gold bullion repository in Kentucky. (Louisville Courier-Journal)

Fort Knox, officially the United States Bullion Depository, in Fort Knox, Kentucky, holds a large portion of the U.S. gold reserves. Designed by the architect Louis Simon in the Art Deco style, it received its first gold shipment in 1937. In its time it has held an amount equal to 2.3 percent of all the gold refined around the world and throughout history. Aside from being next to a U.S. Army base, it is said to be legendarily hard to break into, so much so that its name is a synonym for impregnability.

So why is Fort Knox the model for product packaging? I just tried to liberate several inmates from one of four caches of crackers in a box of Ritz. What could be more innocuous? But it was like trying to break into Fort Knox. The plastic wrapping would not be forced. Almost drove me nuts! In fact, the phenomenon has grown so ubiquitous that it has a name, “wrap rage.”

Screen Shot 2019-05-24 at 10.32.08 PM.png

Think of aspirin that forces you to align the “arrows” on the lid and bottle, and once they are in line it’s still hard to pry the lid open. It seems designed to strengthen a headache. The “clamshell” packaging of many products, as it’s called, no doubt in recognition of a clam’s interest in its own impregnability, is impossible to open by hand. You must seek some sort of mechanical assistance from the basement, or stab the product with a heavy pair of scizzors, as if it were some sort of home invader – at some considerable risk to product survival and personal safety. Packages that arrive from Amazon or other services are often wrapped with such inviolable skeins of industrial-strength tape that the joy of getting a package is entirely deflated. Consumer Reports gives an annual “Oyster Award” to the most difficult-to-open packaging. There must be a lot of contenders.

Yes, keeping medications from children, or complicating the task of the shoplifter, are valid reasons for packaging overkill, but does this genuinely require making packages as difficult to access as Fort Knox? Manufacturers are allegedly working to find a happy medium, but the earliest detected use of the phrase wrap rage was in 2003. I do not think I’m the first person to wonder if aggressive packaging is really about power. The production of packaging that wants to be Fort Knox is a problem that ought to have been solved years ago. Fort Knox is not nuclear physics; neither is packaging.

This is a design issue and thus within the purview of this blog, or at least it is this evening. To be sure, wrap rage is safer than road rage. While road rage happens at 60, 70, 80 miles per hour on the open road, wrap rage occurs on your living room couch or at your kitchen counter. That is less hazardous, but no less frustrating or debilitating to one’s amour propre. Congress passes many unnecessary laws. Let it outlaw packaging that thinks it is Fort Knox.

Has anyone successfully broken into Fort Knox? Nobody has even tried since it opened in 1935. So for all we know, product packaging is even harder to break into than Fort Knox.

About David Brussat

This blog was begun in 2009 as a feature of the Providence Journal, where I was on the editorial board and wrote a weekly column of architecture criticism for three decades. Architecture Here and There fights the style wars for classical architecture and against modern architecture, no holds barred. History Press asked me to write and in August 2017 published my first book, "Lost Providence." I am now writing my second book. My freelance writing on architecture and other topics addresses issues of design and culture locally and globally. I am a member of the board of the New England chapter of the Institute of Classical Architecture & Art, which bestowed an Arthur Ross Award on me in 2002. I work from Providence, R.I., where I live with my wife Victoria, my son Billy and our cat Gato. If you would like to employ my writing and editing to improve your work, please email me at my consultancy,, or call 401.351.0457. Testimonial: "Your work is so wonderful - you now enter my mind and write what I would have written." - Nikos Salingaros, mathematician at the University of Texas, architectural theorist and author of many books.
This entry was posted in Architecture and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to How to break into Fort Knox

  1. William S. Kling says:

    Even OddJob would be frustrated-karate chops and his deadly frisbee derby would be no match for a clamshell.


  2. Oh! Nailed it….so frustrating, these packages – plastic to-go’s from Dave’s that you can cut your hands on – my 92 year old aunt trying to machete her way into a pill bottle that wouldn’t budge. I have learned you CAN request non-tamper-resistant medication bottles. And we are sooo worried about plastic bags, right?


  3. Craig says:

    David, you left out bottle caps that you need to use channel locks to unscrew.


  4. LazyReader says:

    Maybe we should bury our nuclear waste in clamshells


    • Sounds like a plan. Don Bousquet, call your office!


    • LazyReader says:

      Oh please do. People ask the old question, would you have it in your back yard?
      I say……………Yes. Opposing nuclear power on the grounds it WILL generate waste doesn’t change the fact that waste ALREADY exists. Deep borehole disposal is safe and effective, not to mention cheap and can technically be done anywhere.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.