This morning, before any of us had arisen, my wife murmured that my brother’s dog Cosmo wasn’t doing well, showing the signs of anxiety at Extended Stay America, where they’re awaiting the renovation of their house in Gaithersburg, Md. While Billy snoozed between us, Victoria read exchanges from Guy’s wife Laura’s Facebook page about whether to put Cosmo on Prozac.
“Cosmo + Prozac,” I murmured to myself. Great firm name! Modern architecture. Near you.
The demented, self-infatuated, every-man-a-king Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld must have had Jerry dropping Prozac, right? Cosmo + Prozac. Perfect name for a firm that designs buildings that knock on your door in the middle of the night.